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EpsteinBot

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│   "Id like to do something about satellite television to keep society  │
│   free from this h***y j***-**f situation."*                           │
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     │ ╱
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EpsteinBot pfp

*not a quote from the Epstein Files, but one generated by EpsteinBot. Terms censored for your reading pleasure.

One word... why?

My friend gave me the idea and it was too amusing to forget about. This is completely a joke, and I take no responsibility for anything this bot says. Sometimes it makes me laugh and I hope it can make you laugh too.

Okay, but... how do I use it?

EpsteinBot is a Discord Bot, so simply visit this link while logged in to add it to your account (or a server). From there, just run the /epstein command in any channel with a word of your choice!

But how do I host this myself?

Why would you ever want to do this?
Jokes aside, here's how to host your own EpsteinBot (or similar) from the comfort of your own computer.

  1. Clone this repository to your system
git clone https://github.com/man-o-valor/EpsteinBot.git
  1. Make sure you have Node.js installed
  2. Install the dependencies
npm i
  1. Provide a SOURCE_TEXT directory containing .txt files to train off of. (I didn't commit the ones I used, because that would be a stupid idea. Use any files you want, I couldn't care less)
  2. Create a new app in the Discord App Directory and take note of the Application ID and Token.
  3. Copy the config_example.json and fill it in with your bot's information from the Discord App Directory
  4. Train the model
node setup.js
  1. Register commands
node dc.js
  1. Start the bot
node .
  1. Regret

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